5/21 Real Bride Tiffany: Cut IT out!

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Doing my best Uncle Joey up there with that title! And if you don’t get that reference, please re-evaluate your life choices.

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Fellow BABS, I have a confession to make. I know, you’re all, this girl and her confessions what does she think this is … A BLOG? Trust me, I know. But I have something to share with you today. Something that brought me to The Broke-Ass Bride in the first place and made me the BAB I am today.

I am a cheapskate. A penny pincher. Cheapass, if you will. Basically, I HATE WASTING MONEY. Which is why I had so many finance-related breakdowns in the beginning stages of planning as I was finding out how much things cost.

My basic philosophy has been this: Anything that is not functional, anything that is wasteful, or anything that will die should not have money spent on it. And while it may not be saving us thousands, every penny counts! So I bring to you today, easy things that we are cutting out of our wedding that will save us money — even just a few pennies.

  • Family flowers (SAVINGS: $75). The first florist that I met with recommended a more modern take on honoring your family, rather than giving them a bulky floral situation that they will knock off and step on at some point in the night. I haven’t quit figured out an alternative yet, but I did make sure that no one would be offended but not receiving the traditional and proper florals.
  • Favors (SAVINGS: $200). FAVORS SHMAVORS, I say. I do, I really do. I appreciate favors and always take them from weddings. However, I am probably part of the 20% that actually does that. They will just get left behind and live in a box in my closet forever. Or worse, if we chose a sweet treat I would eat them all and gain back all of that weight I am losing for my special day (spoiler alert: I have yet to lose a pound … ). Also, we are providing an open bar for our guests. And that is a favor that everyone can enjoy!
  • Full Glitz Invitations (SAVINGS: I’m going to guess, approximately $250-500). This is definitely a topic for another blog post, but I have a love affair with paper. And there are definitely some invitations that made me consider taking out a loan. But unless I could guarantee that each guest would save them forever in a gold frame, I was not prepared to spend more than $3 per invitation. Stay tuned …  
  • Stereotypical Bridal Party Gifts (SAVINGS: Who Knows???). In addition to not wanting to waste pennies, I hate wasting THINGS. I hate buying things just for the sake of buying things (except for ceramic animals and knick-knacks). I want to get my ‘maids something useful and/or really special that they wouldn’t get themselves. Something functional, you know? The last thing they need is another tote bag or personalized cup (which I already gave them anyways).
  • Excessive signage (SAVINGS: ????). Listen, I am into functional directional signage at events that alerts guests to important locations: where to eat, pee and party. Not all at once, hopefully. In my signage searches I have noticed an abundance of twee little signs that are cute, but also wasteful because after your wedding, then what? Also, I think that by now everyone in the entire world and beyond knows to choose a seat and not a side. And if they don’t, maybe they shouldn’t be out in public anyways …

One thing I am still on the fence about? Wedding programs. I find them functional, but I also find them wasteful. I KNOW they will be thrown away and left behind, but they can also be really helpful for people that may not know the bridal party. How does the world of BABs feel about programs?

So, BABs. Am I cutting out too much for the sake of saving pennies? What are you cutting out?

Tiffany can best be described as a combination of Linda Belcher and Selina Meyer. She has a deep love for her fiance, her sociopathic feline, beer, and frequent and unnecessary vulgarity. She excels at pinning all the things, creating imaginary stories about strangers, and over-dramatizing common problems. She blogs occasionally at polkadottedcats.blogspot.com and shares witticisms via twitter @tiff_gee.