Elizabeth St. John, one of best wedding dress vendor gal pals (we have more than you’d think) is extending an ridiculously exciting offer to our wonderful broke-asses…from now until November 15th, 25 lucky brides will be able to snag one of Elizabeth’s premiere designs at wholesale prices! For a very limited time, BABs can grab the gorgeous French Alencon lace “Adele” gown for only $1,000! (Original retail price: $2,600!!!) OR the silk shantung “Alden” gown for $975 (Original retail price: $2,400!!!). All of Elizabeth’s gowns are made by skilled artisans in a wind powered factory in the good ol’ USA! If you want your gown to be as eco-conscious and affordable as is HUMANLY POSSIBLE, this is your big chance! All gowns are available in sizes 2-20 (Sizes 14-20 require a $50 surcharge) and also come in TALL sizes! To stake your claim as one of these 25 insanely lucky brides, simply email firstname.lastname@example.org, or call them directly at 301-879-7001. Edit: Let me reiterate that this is NOT a contest. This wholesale pricing offer is INSTANTLY available to the first 25 brides who claim!
ATTN: Wedding vendors! The Broke-Ass Bride is having HOLIDAY ADVERTISING SALE ! For the months of November and December, you can get 20% off of our regular rates on ad tiles of all sizes AND sponsored posts! To receive a copy of our press kit and additional info, contact our advertising guru Christen at email@example.com! Our regular rates start at just $100 a month (before discounts), and we welcome biz from indie vendors!
We’ll be doing another round of #LiveWithLiz on Twitter next week! Get your wedding questions in early by tweeting @brokeassbride & @silvercharmevnt. The fun starts on Wednesday, 1:30 PM EST/10:30 AM PDT. You will have a REAL LIVE professional wedding planner at your fingertips for a full hour, so don’t waste this opportunity!
Lastly, but certainly not leastly, if you’re a fan of stand-up comedy, Dana recently produced her good pal Brock Wilbur’s stand-up comedy special “28 Years Later” at Club Fais Do-Do in L.A., and it’s now available to download in its entirety for a measly $7! That’s an ample buttload of hilarity for 7 smackers, you guys.