12/8 Dildo Weekend, Phase 2: Dinner And Dancing

When we left off after phase 1, we gals processed upstairs to find the fantastic limo I’d arranged, waiting for us to move the party on in! I found Mike through Craigslist, proposed a price, and he accepted! Let that be a lesson to you broke brides who think you can’t afford limo service, y’all. We paid $200 (including gratuity and stocked bar) for 6 hours of safe, reliable, clean service!*

We hopped in and Furburger got to work poppin’ the champagne.

Then dancing ensued…..

And some more suspect behavior followed…. ladies, don’t mix birth control with scotch!

When we arrived at Tokyo Delve’s Sushi Bar, they weren’t quite letting folks in yet, so we lapped the block a few times in the limo and killed some time knocking down a few beers, in preparation for…….

SAKE BOMBS! If you haven’t had a sake bomb yet, you’re in for quite an experience. Let me educate you on the way of the bomb, y’all.

Step 1: fill up your beer glass from the mini keg (note the bad aim brought to you by several bombs already imbibed)…..

Step 2: fill up a sake cup and balance it precariously on your chopsticks above the beer.

Step 3: when the waiters chant “Sake Bomb Sake Bomb, when I say sake, you say Bomb!” you pound your fists on the table until your glass tumbles into the beer.

Step 4: CHUG! Sounds nasty, right? Well, it actually tastes quite good, and goes down deceptively smooth. Which leads to….

Step 5: dance on your chair with wild abandon!

Tokyo Delve’s is a great time for so many reasons, but my favorite is the N’Sync dances that the staff do while you’re eating.


“Bye Bye Bye”


MaPo getting a handful!


Awww, the whole crew. Well, almost… wait, where am I?

Apparently, I was in the bathroom. Booooo. So much for a group photo. I wish I would have peed five minutes later so I could have been in that great shot!


MaPo and her fan club :)

As you can imagine, we were in quite a way after this dining experience. Perfect timing, because our next stop was Jumbo’s Clown Room – an “exotic dance club” which basically means non-nude poledancers. We couldn’t take any photos in there (not surprising) but I will say its very clean and fun. The girls that dance there are extremely talented, and the crowd delightfully unskeevy. Some girls do fun theme-y outfits, too, which is always interesting.

Join us next time for our final installment, phase 3: Karaoke! You’ve already had your teaser there, so just hang on for more photos worthy of blackmail status.

*locals, feel free to contact me for limo contact info.

Dana
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  • Jennifer

    These are hilarious! Looks like you had a blast!

  • Anonymous

    it's furburger. 1. i love you. 2. SCOTCH IS THE ONLY WAY to take birth control. it's like a double dose of baby prevention.3. i can't wait for phase III.

  • Silvia

    OMG i love that place!! You cannot go in there and NOT have fun, as soon as the sake bombs start the fun starts lol. My favorite part is the NSync song too, specially "Bye Bye" by the cooks. Thanks to you, I want my bachelorette party there! I should start hinting. 😉

  • un-bride

    Ooooh! I love Jumbo's! (I live just around the corner, and my day-job is … well, see sfactor.com.) But as for N'Sync, I'm more partial to the Backstreet Boys — probably because a friend of mine is married to one of them :)

  • Jordana

    How about I live right around the corner from the place (for the past 3 years!) and haven't been inside yet. Looks like you crazy kids had a FABULOUS time!

  • .reese.

    lol! we love tokyo delves! we always have a good time! was that your first time?