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I am not one of those women who get excited about baby showers or bridal showers. A bunch of women mingling about the hors d’oeuvres and mimosas and how they know the bride or mother-to-be has never been my forte. I can’t say as I’ve been to a single shower that I wasn’t dying to leave by the end. And don’t get me started on the games.

We are not having a bridal party, so there’s no Maid of Honor to help plan a bridal shower, and I was actually totally fine with that. I was prepared just to skip the whole thing. My mom, the darling woman she is, Googled who’s responsible for the bridal shower when there is no Maid of Honor and she was elated to learn that modern etiquette indicated that it was her responsibility.

The idea of a bunch of women crammed into my mother’s living room, sitting uncomfortably on folding chairs and drinking mimosas while I awkwardly open gifts that I already knew I was receiving (registry, duh) made my stomach turn. I’m not a fan of the decorations, the themes and on top of that, the games. Ugh.

I am relieved to find out that my mother really does know me as well as I thought she did. It may have helped that I was pretty vocal about how much I hate bridal showers. There is no potluck, no living room, no folding chairs. There are games, but they are at an absolute bare minimum.

My mom and I went to check out Motor Bar and Restaurant at the Harley-Davidson Museum this past week. Motorcycles, the Milwaukee River, amazing outdoor seating, plenty of space for everyone — WIN. It was perfect. I am not a motorcycle rider, but it’s significantly cooler than my mom’s living room or the banquet hall at your local Italian restaurant chain.

The bridal shower was totally one of those things I was dreading, but my mom’s managed to find a place that isn’t hokey, or ordinary. I will deal with Bridal Bingo or whatever if I have good food, a good bar and a good atmosphere in return. It might actually be … sort of … fun?

Did you end up having a bridal shower against your better judgment? How did it turn out?

  • 4/15

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    It’s a fact of wedding planning that people are the second-most unpredictable variable (weather is the first!). There will always be someone who doesn’t do or say what you’re expecting or hoping, and it can be extremely frustrating when it’s someone close to you. 

    Every now and then it’s a bridesmaid that seems to go rogue, not following The Plans as you have so carefully laid them out. So how do you get said bridesmaid back on Team Bride? Or do you just give her the boot? Here’s today’s reader question: 

    Hi BAB goddesses,

    I have a concern that one of my bridesmaids may not actually want to be in the wedding. In the time since I asked her to be a bridesmaid, she got engaged and married (I was not asked to be in her wedding, nor was that addressed at all, leaving me a bit hurt and quite bewildered). She seems to be in good spirits about my wedding, but isn’t really involved: I got a discount code for the gals’ dresses on a partner site if they bought within a two-week window, which she missed; she shows up late or not at all for my shower or a bridal party get-together. I have about 5 1/2 months till my wedding and don’t know how to approach this topic with her, but it’s starting to make me anxious. She’s one of my long-time friends, but I’m getting such mixed signals; is there a smooth way to say “would you rather be a guest?”

    Thank you!


    Nervous Nellie


    Dear Nellie,

    Yikes, that’s a toughie! The way I see it, you have at least four options — I’ll get to those in a minute, but first, a few things to consider:

    Are you still feeling upset about not being in your friend’s wedding? 

    Is your friend struggling with new married expenses and responsibilities? (Or is post-wedding money just really tight?) 

    Is there anything else going on in your friend’s life that might require her attention (house, kids, health issues, family concerns … )?

    Is your concern about her actions, or about how those actions make you feel (i.e. like she’s not excited about your wedding)?

    What is her role in the wedding? Does she need to do more than just show up on the wedding day?

    Do you want your friend to be in your wedding, or are you having second thoughts about asking her?

    The context of your friend’s actions (or lack thereof) — and your reactions — will help you to determine the best course. Take a deep breath and figure out what it is you need in order to feel better about the situation, and then make your decision.

    So here are your four main options: 

    1. Rip Off The Bandage. If you’ve already decided that this bridesmaid has to go (despite being a bestie), then it’s best to do it sooner than later. Let your friend know that you understand she has a lot going on, but it’s stressing you out that she’s not on the ball with the stuff you know she knows she needs to do (after all, she just did all of it recently herself). Be gentle in your delivery and make sure she understands that you’re not mad at her or ending the friendship — and you’d still love for her to attend as your guest — you just need a ship-shape Team Bride so you can focus on All The (Other) Wedding Things. 

    2. Let Her Decide. Have a sit-down with your bridesmaid and ask her what’s new. She’s your friend, so it should be easy to show genuine interest and concern in the things going on in her life. Don’t even mention the wedding at first. Let her tell you in her own words what’s on her mind. Listen carefully to what she’s saying and put yourself in her shoes (where you will be in a few months). If you hear anything that might explain what’s going on, ask her if any of that makes it difficult for her to be a bridesmaid right now, and if she’d feel better about it if she stepped down from the role and attended as a guest. You could offer her a different way to be involved (usher, programs, reader, honorary bridesmaid without any responsibilities, etc.), and/or invite her to still participate in the wedding festivities (bachelorette party, shower, etc.) so she doesn’t feel left out. (But then make it clear that it’s on her to respond, pay, show up and whatever other responsibilities come with those events.) It’s up to you whether or not you want to offer any of those options, but it can help to soften the blow — and it’s a way to keep your close friend involved. If she says she does still want to participate as a bridesmaid, don’t feel guilty about asking her for better communication and timely action to ease your anxious mind.

    3. Assign A Handler. I’m assuming you have more than one bridesmaid, and if so, you can assign the Maid of Honor or another bridesmaid to the task of wrangling your flighty friend. Ideally no one should have to micromanage other friends/bridesmaids, but if it has to be done, why not ask a responsible friend (pretty please?!?) to help with that?

    4. Don’t Worry, Be Happy. Ask yourself, what’s the worst that can happen? So your friend missed a discount — it’s her money, right? And if she doesn’t show up for an event (apart from the wedding day, of course!), will it really affect you? Yes, you’ll miss her, but you’re the guest of honor, the wedding will go on and unless she has a job to do during the event, the only loss is her presence. (Hint: Don’t give important wedding jobs to flighty friends or family!) If you’re able to find a way to let go of your anxiety over what this bridesmaid does or doesn’t do, you could let her remain in the wedding party and just hakuna matata-it.

    Regardless of which you decide, you may still want to have a heart-to-heart with your absentee bridesmaid. She probably has no idea how her behavior is affecting you. Tell her that you care about her and whatever is going on in her life, and then appeal to the part of her that you know can sympathize with your experience, as a recent newlywed herself. Tell her how anxious it makes you feel to not be able to count on her as a bridesmaid, and how her lack of enthusiasm makes you feel. You’ll get the information you need in her replies to determine whether to keep her on as a bridesmaid, to cut her loose, or to let it go and go with the flow.

    Party on!

    How have you dealt with a flighty wedding party member? Do you have any tips for Nervous Nellie?

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  • 4/16

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